WOW
HOWDY
NINJA’S OWN.
AND I DO TOO!.
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BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THE PASSWORD AND KEPT THE REGISTRATION E-MAIL!
i’m so proud of myself it shouldn’t be healthy…but i’m always so proud of myself:)
even though collecting old old old e-mails isn’t really an accomplishment:P
well it is in my book.
my book is LIFE.
sorry…
PEACE OUT NINJAS
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-there once was a man
-who ate people
-who smelled like pie
-he went walking in central park,looking for her…
-she was a blond person with hair so blond…
-she sucked at spelling like a girl squirtle knew
-but she wore an awsome scarf,and smelled like cookies
-ans wanted a muffin because she like watermelons
-cuz she likes her melons
-but he was bored of describing her so…
-he found her in the park-”I’m pregnant”he whispered in her ear
-”Ahhh!”she screamed,she did not recognize this maneating pieguy
-so she ran as fast as she could to the nearest reastroom
-but then he realized he was a man and a canabol,he was a very bad speller and he couldn’t spell canabolism
-he kissed her softly and then ate her lips
-”Ouch!” she tried to say but fell over and ripped off his trousers
-as she started ripping her own clothes off
-and fell in a toilet with him
-he picked up her wrist,it was too late…she was dead(he ate her so the police wouldn’t find her body)
-but then she started kicking in his tummy!SHE WAS ALIVE!!
-and was rather horny
-by horny he meant happy!gay happy!
-she jumped out of his tummy!his last words were”told you i was pregnant…hee…hee…hee”
-”Oh gee golly” “i am alive’ she thought but then BAM! she died
-but she comesback from the dead and continues to have hrny butt sex with his insides
BUGS ARE BACK!
acckkk!!!
woke up this morning. bee on my nose. when it flew onto the window i ran screaming into my dads room. poor guy, hadnt slept all night… he came in, squished the bug, and fell off my bed. stomped back to his bed grumbling…
went downstairs to get cereal… looked for a bowl. found a spider in the cupboard. when i stopped freaking out i ran screaming into my dad’s room. he came downstairs and squished the spider. stomped back to his bed grumbling…
everything was going fine untill i went to get my shoes. ran upstairs into my dad’s room screaming “THERE’S AN ANT IN MY SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” my dad came downstairs grumbling… squished the ant. and then i accidently closed a door on his head. i left so quickly i don’t really know what he was screaming… it’s probably a good thing i didn’t hear him 
