-there once was a guy who hated anything freddy would
-he thought she was a weird pervert
-but she liked watermelon so it was okay (yay me!!!)
-and she liked them cuz they were her melons that were watery (?????)
-freddy the girl who was definatly a weird girl,but one day…
-she decided she would stalk her neighboor
-because he was SHMEXY and smelled like muffins! (yay me!-again…)
-and he was horny…FOR SEX…(again-?????)
-freddy was a bit shy when she was a bout to get some action though
-he realized that she was watching him through the window,
- “Ahhh!” he was aware of the horny stalker like him so he went out side in a pink towel…(this only gets worse)
-and ripped the towel appart to reveal his gonads(catch ma drift…appart:i did not write this line!!!)
-she was definatly hungry for his walnuts in the fridge
-so she went into his kitchen , and he told her to leave and shit her 12 times with a tazer
-but now she was more turned on than ever! “your hott!” she yelled “do it again!!!”
-sqeeze it she said,sqeeze it like you never squeezed it b4 (THE TAZER PEOPLE!!!)
-freddy di of course and then lickd it,until…
-he shouted out of shock and shot her with the tazer one more time paralizing her for life
-but he realized she was shmexy and banged her paralyzed body (bom chika wahwah…)
-he cuffed her to (okay i’m going to skip this very graphic part thnx to our one and only freddy)
-and there wad Bob watching it all, silently,thinking the lyrics that repeatedly rush through his head “but i can feel and i can cry…”
FIN!
