-there once was a man
-who ate people
-who smelled like pie
-he went walking in central park,looking for her…
-she was a blond person with hair so blond…
-she sucked at spelling like a girl squirtle knew
-but she wore an awsome scarf,and smelled like cookies
-ans wanted a muffin because she like watermelons
-cuz she likes her melons
-but he was bored of describing her so…
-he found her in the park-”I’m pregnant”he whispered in her ear
-”Ahhh!”she screamed,she did not recognize this maneating pieguy
-so she ran as fast as she could to the nearest reastroom
-but then he realized he was a man and a canabol,he was a very bad speller and he couldn’t spell canabolism
-he kissed her softly and then ate her lips
-”Ouch!” she tried to say but fell over and ripped off his trousers
-as she started ripping her own clothes off
-and fell in a toilet with him
-he picked up her wrist,it was too late…she was dead(he ate her so the police wouldn’t find her body)
-but then she started kicking in his tummy!SHE WAS ALIVE!!
-and was rather horny
-by horny he meant happy!gay happy!
-she jumped out of his tummy!his last words were”told you i was pregnant…hee…hee…hee”
-”Oh gee golly” “i am alive’ she thought but then BAM! she died
-but she comesback from the dead and continues to have hrny butt sex with his insides
i meant “shot her with a tazer”okay???SHOT
it was a typo!
Comment by mrsmuffinsomething — June 1, 2008 @ 1:15 pm