what happens in science class…prt1

-there once was a man

-who ate people

-who smelled like pie

-he went walking in central park,looking for her…

-she was a blond person with hair so blond…

-she sucked at spelling like a girl squirtle knew

-but she wore an awsome scarf,and smelled like cookies

-ans wanted a muffin because she like watermelons

-cuz she likes her melons

-but he was bored of describing her so…

-he found her in the park-”I’m pregnant”he whispered in her ear

-”Ahhh!”she screamed,she did not recognize this maneating pieguy

-so she ran as fast as she could to the nearest reastroom

-but then he realized he was a man and a canabol,he was a very bad speller and he couldn’t spell canabolism

-he kissed her softly and then ate her lips

-”Ouch!” she tried to say but fell over and ripped off his trousers

-as she started ripping her own clothes off

-and fell in a toilet with him

-he picked up her wrist,it was too late…she was dead(he ate her so the police wouldn’t find her body)

-but then she started kicking in his tummy!SHE WAS ALIVE!!

-and was rather horny

-by horny he meant happy!gay happy!

-she jumped out of his tummy!his last words were”told you i was pregnant…hee…hee…hee”

-”Oh gee golly” “i am alive’ she thought but then BAM! she died

-but she comesback from the dead and continues to have hrny butt sex with his insides

Vampire Knight Chapter 40 (Spoilers Ahead!)

Things heat up in the new Vampire Knight chapter *wink wink*

you can tell it’s spring when…

BUGS ARE BACK!

acckkk!!!

woke up this morning. bee on my nose. when it flew onto the window i ran screaming into my dads room. poor guy, hadnt slept all night… he came in, squished the bug, and fell off my bed. stomped back to his bed grumbling…

went downstairs to get cereal… looked for a bowl. found a spider in the cupboard. when i stopped freaking out i ran screaming into my dad’s room. he came downstairs and squished the spider. stomped back to his bed grumbling…

everything was going fine untill i went to get my shoes. ran upstairs into my dad’s room screaming “THERE’S AN ANT IN MY SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” my dad came downstairs grumbling… squished the ant. and then i accidently closed a door on his head. i left so quickly i don’t really know what he was screaming… it’s probably a good thing i didn’t hear him

umbrellaa

HELLO

WALKATHON

YAY

NOT YAY

FROZEN HOT CHOCOLATE

UMBRELLAS

GOSSIP GIRL

Saturday

Sorry nobody has been posting in a while, we’ve just been occupied with stuff. I’m actually sick on a weekend, which is definitely a disappointment. I heard this week that Aria is licensed, so I’m pretty excited to buy the DVD, but at the moment I’m spending all the money I have on Lucky Star volume 1 (ya, I’m pretty broke). I just finished watching a different series this week with only 6 episodes, it’s called Hanbun no Tsuki ga Noboru Sora, I expected it to be more depressing from what everyone says, but it was just okay. The story was original and interesting and I’m surprised something like it wasn’t done before… In all, I would probably give it an overall rating of 8/10.

A good series from the new season that I’ve been watching and waiting for religiously is Chi’s Sweet Home, which already has up to episode 20 in subs out. Chi is definitely the most cutest cat ever and the series really makes you just feel warm inside. You might never be able to find something as cute as this and because it’s only about 5 minutes per episode it’ll probably be a long series.

Well, the weather outside isn’t particularly sunny, in fact it’s been raining most of the morning, so it’s now just damp, I probably will just stay at home and catch up on animes and read. The hockey game is also tonight, but I’m way too nervous to watch it, though the habs will win!