Allison and Lillia - Why do you bore me soo!

Am I the only one who thinks this series has gone to the dogs? <- who uses that expression anyway? Ever since the stupid train arc it’s just gone down a steep hill. It was not even that great to begin with, but at least it wasn’t boring! Now I have trouble paying attention through the whole episode! The first half of the series is done, which is the part that involves Allison, even though in my opinion Wilhelm seemed more like the main character… The ending was dissapoiting and just plain boring (no surprise there).  Who else would agree? The series does have a chance at redeeming itself though, since now the new half is starting, which is about Lillia.

So far, she just seems kind of annoying, but maybe she’ll be better. I hope her adventures don’t become completly unbelievable like Allison’s arc and hopefully, of course, they aren’t boring! I’ll just have to wait and see!

what happens in science prt2

-there once was a guy who hated anything freddy would

-he thought she was a weird pervert

-but she liked watermelon so it was okay  (yay me!!!)

-and she liked them cuz they were her melons that were watery (?????)

-freddy the girl who was definatly a weird girl,but one day…

-she decided she would stalk her neighboor

-because he was SHMEXY and smelled like muffins! (yay me!-again…)

-and he was  horny…FOR SEX…(again-?????)

-freddy was a bit shy when she was a bout to get some action though

-he realized that she was watching him through the window,

- “Ahhh!” he was aware of the horny stalker like him so he went out side in a pink towel…(this only gets worse)

-and ripped the towel appart to reveal his gonads(catch ma drift…appart:i did not write this line!!!)

-she was definatly hungry for his walnuts in the fridge

-so she went into his kitchen , and he told her to leave and shit her 12 times with a tazer

-but now she was more turned on than ever! “your hott!” she yelled “do it again!!!”

-sqeeze it she said,sqeeze it like you never squeezed it b4 (THE TAZER PEOPLE!!!)

-freddy di of course and then lickd it,until…

-he shouted out of shock and shot her with the tazer one more time paralizing her for life

-but he realized she was shmexy and banged her paralyzed body (bom chika wahwah…)

-he cuffed her to (okay i’m going to skip this very graphic part thnx to our one and only freddy)

-and there wad Bob watching it all, silently,thinking the lyrics that repeatedly rush through his head “but i can feel and i can cry…”

                                                                    FIN!

 

what happens in science class…prt1

-there once was a man

-who ate people

-who smelled like pie

-he went walking in central park,looking for her…

-she was a blond person with hair so blond…

-she sucked at spelling like a girl squirtle knew

-but she wore an awsome scarf,and smelled like cookies

-ans wanted a muffin because she like watermelons

-cuz she likes her melons

-but he was bored of describing her so…

-he found her in the park-”I’m pregnant”he whispered in her ear

-”Ahhh!”she screamed,she did not recognize this maneating pieguy

-so she ran as fast as she could to the nearest reastroom

-but then he realized he was a man and a canabol,he was a very bad speller and he couldn’t spell canabolism

-he kissed her softly and then ate her lips

-”Ouch!” she tried to say but fell over and ripped off his trousers

-as she started ripping her own clothes off

-and fell in a toilet with him

-he picked up her wrist,it was too late…she was dead(he ate her so the police wouldn’t find her body)

-but then she started kicking in his tummy!SHE WAS ALIVE!!

-and was rather horny

-by horny he meant happy!gay happy!

-she jumped out of his tummy!his last words were”told you i was pregnant…hee…hee…hee”

-”Oh gee golly” “i am alive’ she thought but then BAM! she died

-but she comesback from the dead and continues to have hrny butt sex with his insides

Vampire Knight Chapter 40 (Spoilers Ahead!)

Things heat up in the new Vampire Knight chapter *wink wink*

you can tell it’s spring when…

BUGS ARE BACK!

acckkk!!!

woke up this morning. bee on my nose. when it flew onto the window i ran screaming into my dads room. poor guy, hadnt slept all night… he came in, squished the bug, and fell off my bed. stomped back to his bed grumbling…

went downstairs to get cereal… looked for a bowl. found a spider in the cupboard. when i stopped freaking out i ran screaming into my dad’s room. he came downstairs and squished the spider. stomped back to his bed grumbling…

everything was going fine untill i went to get my shoes. ran upstairs into my dad’s room screaming “THERE’S AN ANT IN MY SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” my dad came downstairs grumbling… squished the ant. and then i accidently closed a door on his head. i left so quickly i don’t really know what he was screaming… it’s probably a good thing i didn’t hear him

umbrellaa

HELLO

WALKATHON

YAY

NOT YAY

FROZEN HOT CHOCOLATE

UMBRELLAS

GOSSIP GIRL

Saturday

Sorry nobody has been posting in a while, we’ve just been occupied with stuff. I’m actually sick on a weekend, which is definitely a disappointment. I heard this week that Aria is licensed, so I’m pretty excited to buy the DVD, but at the moment I’m spending all the money I have on Lucky Star volume 1 (ya, I’m pretty broke). I just finished watching a different series this week with only 6 episodes, it’s called Hanbun no Tsuki ga Noboru Sora, I expected it to be more depressing from what everyone says, but it was just okay. The story was original and interesting and I’m surprised something like it wasn’t done before… In all, I would probably give it an overall rating of 8/10.

A good series from the new season that I’ve been watching and waiting for religiously is Chi’s Sweet Home, which already has up to episode 20 in subs out. Chi is definitely the most cutest cat ever and the series really makes you just feel warm inside. You might never be able to find something as cute as this and because it’s only about 5 minutes per episode it’ll probably be a long series.

Well, the weather outside isn’t particularly sunny, in fact it’s been raining most of the morning, so it’s now just damp, I probably will just stay at home and catch up on animes and read. The hockey game is also tonight, but I’m way too nervous to watch it, though the habs will win!

the book of bob~~~ chapter 1

(Picture drawn by Squirtle!)

This is a unauthorised biography on bob- the stick man who lived a tragic life full of woe.

Bobby was born on froctobruary 1st. He was always an energetic and lively boy. He always liked cookies. His mother died when he was only 3 years old. He was also born suffering from male pattern baldness. This was just the beggining of Bobby’s misfortune …

ARIA - One of the best slice of life series ever!

An appropriate post considering that it seems that all of a sudden Sagwa has an obsession with gondolas. She plans on going to Venice in a gondola, which will probably a very hard task, but still possible I guess…. I plan on going to Japan and I don’t remember where Herbert wants to go? Anyway, Akari (the main character) sort of reminds me of Tohru (everything goes back to Fruits Basket), she’s so carefree and way too nice. The story is basically that people decide to live on a Mars, which is filled with water and a certain place decides to copy Venice, complete with gondolas and everything. Now Akari wants to become a pro Undine (which is someone who sails the gondolas), but in general just wants to have fun along the way. That’s the just of the series. The boss is like an alien cat thing that owns a company known as ARIA and can’t speak English and looks extremely fat and cute! I own the first volume of the manga as well, which is just as good! The only think I can really think is that ya I just read and watched something where it goes nowhere, but it’s so addictive and I just want more! It’s so happy and just leaves you with a great feeling. The scenery in the background are always so pretty! Don’t I have amazing pointless posts?

dance dance!!

today is the dance!!!

im going with herberthepervert and kaitiepotaitie!!!

i rlly rlly hope they will let us in lol

nobody else is going… i feel kinda bad about that

but im sure theyll have just as much fun as us

except maybe one person… but she will cheer up one day, i hope

also i wonder if chelsea is going?

she prolly wont talk to us lol

o well im off to fix my hair!

byeass